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Cancer Card Cancer is an Asshole
Cancer Card Cancer is an Asshole

Cancer Card Cancer is an Asshole

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If you’re looking for a card that both inspires and brings some humor to a loved one fighting cancer, the "Cancer is an Asshole" card from Kelly Bee Recovery is a great choice. This card helps lighten a tough moment with a touch of humor while showing support and solidarity. It’s the perfect addition to any chemo-care basket you want to give to a loved one.

How does this product actually work?

The Cancer Card "Cancer is an Asshole" is a plain white card on the inside with the ‘Cancer is an Asshole’ message printed on the front. The card is made with top-quality paper and the inside part is blank. This enables you to insert a personal message to your loved one.

It’s a thoughtful yet impactful gift. In addition to the card, you also get a plain white envelope that goes with the card.

How can humor be used to uplift others?

Humor has long been a helpful way to cope with difficult moments. Laughing releases "feel-good" hormones that can improve our mood and inspire us. Using humor to lift the spirits of a loved one fighting cancer can give them the strength and determination they need to face this challenge.

How can I gift this card?

The "Cancer is an Asshole" card makes a wonderful addition to a care basket filled with thoughtful items for someone battling cancer. At Kelly Bee Recovery, we offer high-quality yet well-thought-out products that offer practical value to you or your loved ones.

Our Mastectomy Recovery Hoodie with Surgical Drain Pockets Lightweight is designed to make life easier for an individual who has just undergone a mastectomy. Sending this great product along with this cancer card is a great way to offer practical value while helping uplift the spirit of your loved one.

Can you tell me about your shipping policy?

Once you purchase the "Cancer is an Asshole" is an Asshole or any one of our products, we can ship your order a day after you confirm your purchase. You will get an email through the email address that you have provided confirming the shipment of your order.

Since the shipment is being made from Pennsylvania, the time that it takes for your package to get to you will vary depending on how far you are. We have three shipping modes which are first class (takes about 3-5 days). We also have priority mail which takes about 2–3 days and finally priority express mail which takes 1–2 days.

What is your return policy for orders?

We offer our customers the option to return products within thirty days of delivery. This provides them with peace of mind after their purchase. However, there are a few conditions for returning an item. The product must be unused and in the same condition as when it was delivered.

Additionally, all original tags must still be attached to the item. We strive to make sure that our customers are fully satisfied with their purchases. This return policy is designed to maintain high standards for both product quality and customer experience.